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Anecdotes
The inventor displays his new invention.
— I have developed a system which allows identifying a person by his voice.
— I wonder what I should do?
— You should pronounce your name and surname clearly...
— What is an artificial intelligence?
— It is a blonde dyed a brunette.
A chemist, a physicist and a cyberneticist are arguing what the greatest invention is.
The chemist: "It is a periodic table!"
The physicist: "It is a theory of relativity!"
The cyberneticist: "It is a thermos."
The chemist and the physicist: ???
The cyberneticist: "If we fill it up with cold water, the water is still cold when we pour it out, isn't it?"
The chemist and the physicist: "Yes, it is. So what? "
The cyberneticist: "If we fill it up with hot water, we pour out hot water. True? "
The chemist and the physicist: "Yes."
The cyberneticist: "But how does it know?"
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